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"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Life and Death.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"Big storm's a brewin'."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

In the very beginning.

Stanescu.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

'Is it going to be good for you?'

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

Free Thinking.

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'