Mythological Muse T-Shirts

God Playing Pool

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Greek goddess

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

Walkies with the Stars

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Can't you ever relax?"

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

Centaur Driver

In the very beginning.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"Big storm's a brewin'."

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Must be Pandora's.'

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

Stanescu.

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."