Mythological Muse T-Shirts

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Greek goddess

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

Walkies with the Stars

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Can't you ever relax?"

'Must be Pandora's.'

Stanescu.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

"Big storm's a brewin'."

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Centaur Driver

In the very beginning.

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.