Motivational Muse T-Shirts

The inherent problem with taking the path of least resistance...

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

"Remember - focus on the journey, not the destination."

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

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'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Keep Calm and Cover Your Ass

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Dog Statue

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

"In case of emergency, break glass."

In the very beginning.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.