Motivational Muse Gifts

The inherent problem with taking the path of least resistance...

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

"Remember - focus on the journey, not the destination."

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

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'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

Keep Calm and Cover Your Ass

Dog Statue

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

In the very beginning.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!