Modish Muse Gifts

There is no clear line in the salon world.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

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'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Is it going to be good for you?'

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

"It's not necrophilia if you're both dead."

Technology and human relations

"I was grinding out barnyards and farmhouses and cows in the meadows, and then, suddenly, I figured to hell with it."

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.