Modish Muse Gifts

There is no clear line in the salon world.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Post Post

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'I think it's called RED!'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Brancusi.

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Is it going to be good for you?'

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Technology and human relations

"I was grinding out barnyards and farmhouses and cows in the meadows, and then, suddenly, I figured to hell with it."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.