Model Muse Gifts

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"Young Frankenstein"

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Piracy on a boating lake

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Jerry Lordan

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

The latest in Eyewear.

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Toys - Business Model.

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

London Fashion Week.

Miranda Kerr

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'