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Emoji Writer's Block

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Jerry Lordan

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Angel playing music

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"Buy them - and never look back."

Modern day mirror.

Dog Statue

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"...on the avenue..."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Brancusi.

'I think it's called RED!'

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

'Happy birthday,gorgeous!'