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"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Jerry Lordan

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

Angel playing music

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"Buy them - and never look back."

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Dog Statue

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Modern day mirror.

"...on the avenue..."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

AS Joe saw his reflection in the mirror - he realized that maybe the zookeeper hadn't called him a buffoon after all.

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"