Music Muse Gifts

So typical. Hurry up and wait.

Jerry Lordan

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Angel playing music

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Abstract portrait art.

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

Guitar.

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"...on the avenue..."

Life drawing class.

Stanescu.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

'I think it's called RED!'

Brancusi.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."