Music Muse Gifts

Jerry Lordan

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Angel playing music

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Abstract portrait art.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"...on the avenue..."

Guitar.

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

Life drawing class.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Stanescu.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Paint charming.

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

Muzak and its variations.