Musical Muse Gifts

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"At the academy, we admired his talent and believed he would have a successful career until the fateful day when he lost interest in hip-hop and fell in love with classical music."

"...on the avenue..."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

A mother and daughter at the beach

'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'

Paint charming.

Angel playing music

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Art Block

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Jerry Lordan

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Guitar.

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Stanescu.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'