Musical Muse Gifts

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"At the academy, we admired his talent and believed he would have a successful career until the fateful day when he lost interest in hip-hop and fell in love with classical music."

"...on the avenue..."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

A mother and daughter at the beach

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'

Paint charming.

Angel playing music

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Art Block

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Jerry Lordan

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Guitar.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Stanescu.

Brancusi.

'I think it's called RED!'

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.