Ai Muse Gifts

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Robotic Man

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"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Robots In The Boardroom

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Driverless cars rage.

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"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Robot Jogger

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'