Modern Muse Gifts

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

'Leonardo da Vinci at it again.'

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Jerry Lordan

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

Abstract portrait art.

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

'I wonder if he faked it?'

Post Post

Great mouser!

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Teen Weather

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

"I was grinding out barnyards and farmhouses and cows in the meadows, and then, suddenly, I figured to hell with it."

Rietveld at Sing Sing,