Modernism Muse Gifts

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

James Joyce

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

The Meeting of the Mothers of Toulouse-Lautrec and Whistler

Jesus Christo

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

Post Post

'I wonder if he faked it?'

Abstract portrait art.

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Virginia Woolf

"Can you tell me where the Mondrians live?"

Bau Wau Haus

"People don't live like that anymore."

Pope Francis

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."