Modernism Muse Gifts

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

James Joyce

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

The Meeting of the Mothers of Toulouse-Lautrec and Whistler

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

Jesus Christo

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

'I wonder if he faked it?'

Virginia Woolf

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Abstract portrait art.

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

Post Post

"Can you tell me where the Mondrians live?"

Bau Wau Haus

Brancusi.

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

"People don't live like that anymore."

Pope Francis