Mechanical Muse Gifts

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Rogue elephant

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Angel playing music

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"...on the avenue..."

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Brancusi.

'I think it's called RED!'

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

Paint charming.

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."