Mystic Muse Gifts

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"You have to shake it up if you want to see it snow again."

'Come in'.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"...Capricorn? You are right to think change is overdue at work and much is happening."

Clairvoyants' greetings cards

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'I broke my leg tripping over my shoe lace. We want to find out who we can successfully sue to receive compensation for my pain and suffering.'

'Is it going to be good for you?'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"You wanted a second opinion."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Rogue elephant

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"Can't you ever relax?"

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

In the very beginning.

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.