Modern Miracle Muse Pillows

If it had been today...

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Rogue elephant

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Great mouser!

'I wonder if he faked it?'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"Buy them - and never look back."

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

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"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Modern day mirror.

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."