Maverick Muse Pillows

Rogue elephant

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

A man working on a model airplane

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

'Is it going to be good for you?'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

£1,000,000 work of art vandalised by Join the Dots puzzle addict!

Artist

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'