Muse Muse Pillows

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Jerry Lordan

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Angel playing music

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'I wonder if he faked it?'

Abstract portrait art.

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

"...on the avenue..."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"