Moose Maverick Pillows

"I escaped."

Cellphone Islands

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Rogue elephant

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ski kicker.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Biker chopper shopper

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

A misery of mole hills

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"