Monster Maverick Pillows

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Ski kicker.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Biker chopper shopper

Love Hurts

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Lox Ness Monster

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."