Mystic Maverick Pillows

Fortune teller in smoking section.

'How much?!... I wanted my fortune read, not taken from me!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Sisyphus during Covid

Gene Therapy

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

OM, SWEET OM

Ill next Thursday

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Amateur Palmist

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

Hog Futures

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll be right back."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Dyslexic Palm Reading

The Paranormal Society...

Conformity

"I have to know how it's done."

'I called them, and told them what you were going to do tomorrow! '

Sunburn.

"You will be going on a long journey..."