Mystic Maverick Pillows

Fortune teller in smoking section.

'How much?!... I wanted my fortune read, not taken from me!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Sisyphus during Covid

Gene Therapy

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Ill next Thursday

OM, SWEET OM

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Amateur Palmist

Hog Futures

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"I'll be right back."

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Dyslexic Palm Reading

The Paranormal Society...

Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.

"I have to know how it's done."

Conformity

Sunburn.