Mythology Maverick Pillows

'I told you, Frank, if you're going to invite your werewolf buddies over, you have to clean up after them!'

Garden of Eden

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Donner

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Phoenix

Sisyphus during Covid

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

I Told You To Compost It!

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

Hermes

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

Sunburn.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

Giant Footprints in the Snow

"Are we there, Yeti?"

'Well, you insisted on going to the end of the rainbow and taking whatever is there. Have at it, buddy.'

Greece is a very small market

Dragon Flight