Mole Menace Maverick Pillows

A misery of mole hills

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Rogue elephant

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Boy who has been to the dentist

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.'

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

The Island of Misfit Pants

Doug adds a whole new dimension to the March Madness office pool.

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

'Are you sure these are the new regulation seat belts?.'

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

"Resolutions? pfffft. . . just chewed mine up."

August Kekule's dream

'I wonder where he gets his ideas from?'

'Bless you.'

Sensing that Clarence had lowered his guard while asleep in the hammock, the moles attacked.

Compass needed to navigate lawn mower in long grass.

"And I'd like to ask my mud-slinging opponent if he's been faithful to that moose he married."

Mohawk grass cutting

"Sure, all the diseases come down here, but so do all the antibiotics."

"I escaped."

"You bite me again and I'll sue."

The mustache of spite and revenge

"The homeowners association called to remind you there's no shirtless lawnmowing past age forty-five."

Bull chases farmer after being milked.

'I don't know why, with a face that ugly he has to underline it.'