March Madness Maverick Pillows

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Boy who has been to the dentist

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

March madness

Back to Work

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

Woman with CS Gas while man watches football - "This is for if there's any crowd trouble."

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'

"He writes all the time - OK, so it's mostly in the margins of library books. . ."