March Madness Fanatic Pillows

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

March madness

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

"He doesn't miss an opportunity when it comes to leading the school."

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."