Monarchy Fanatic Pillows

Rabbit King of the Carrots.

'That's just a figure of speech, you know -- you actually already DO have a desk job.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

Elizabeth II

The Queen

Europe on $5000 a day.

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Extreme Sheepherding

UK dissolution

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

The Fishbowl Dynasty

Elizabeth I

"I'd like to introduce our new consultant on risk management!"

Monk scribe has written ornate letter 'S' which turns into 'Sod this for a lark!!'

Michelangelo

'And then I tried slashing the QUEEN'S budget.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

The Queen

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

Crusaders wearing shoes

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"Sometimes they get frustrated and punch the wall."