Monarchy Fans Pillows

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'It seems like a King should have more than FIFTEEN minutes of fame!'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Elizabeth II

'He's still addressing the nation.'

The Queen

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

The Fishbowl Dynasty

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Queen Anne

UK dissolution

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Elizabeth I

Charles I

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

The Queen

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

Henry I of England

Queen Elizabeth I

Henry VIII

King James I

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

MONOTONY

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'