Monarchy Fanatic Gifts

Rabbit King of the Carrots.

'That's just a figure of speech, you know -- you actually already DO have a desk job.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

Elizabeth II

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

The Queen

Europe on $5000 a day.

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Extreme Sheepherding

The Fishbowl Dynasty

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

UK dissolution

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

"I'd like to introduce our new consultant on risk management!"

Elizabeth I

Michelangelo

Monk scribe has written ornate letter 'S' which turns into 'Sod this for a lark!!'

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

'And then I tried slashing the QUEEN'S budget.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

The Queen

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Crusaders wearing shoes

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.