Monarchy Maniac Gifts

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

The Fishbowl Dynasty

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Spell checker!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Elizabeth II

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Love Hurts

The Queen

King Richard I

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

Lox Ness Monster

UK dissolution

Elizabeth I

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