Mythology Maniac Gifts

"To tell the truth, I wish this place hadn't caught on with the werewolves!"

'We've saved the Fauna, but what about the Flora?'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

I Told You To Compost It!

A backwards centaur

Dinosaur ark

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Sorry we don't do vanity publishing

'I hear one more person say 'my bad'. I'll wring their neck!'

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

Unhappy Earthbound Ghost.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Wiping Out the World

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Spell checker!'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Going Down?

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'