Mythology Maniac Gifts

"To tell the truth, I wish this place hadn't caught on with the werewolves!"

'We've saved the Fauna, but what about the Flora?'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

I Told You To Compost It!

A backwards centaur

Dinosaur ark

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Sorry we don't do vanity publishing

'I hear one more person say 'my bad'. I'll wring their neck!'

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

Unhappy Earthbound Ghost.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Wiping Out the World

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Spell checker!'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"I know. But I think I can change him."