Mystery Maniac Gifts

MI6 Secrets: stop me and buy one.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Addiction to mobile.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Love Hurts

Rock & Roll

Music Freak.

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Lox Ness Monster

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

cat singing into microphone

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse