Memo Maniac Gifts

'Type that up, make ten thousand copies, and send them to all the important people in the world.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Man with post it note

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Addiction to mobile.

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

Love Hurts

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'Memo to the wife...'

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse