Monster Maniac Gifts

'Well, Frank, I've told you a hundred times to tighten your neck bolts, but do you ever listen? Nooo!'

'Behold! I have given life to the Creature using STATIC electricity!'

"Wow! This is exactly what my horoscope predicted!"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Happy Wappy

Love Hurts

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Lox Ness Monster

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'What do you mean your blood type is mixed?'

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'Frank, you have GOT to come here and see this adorable costume!'

"Our children still believe that the blood they drink come from a box."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

"Uhhh, I just need your ID, sir."

'He's my 2:00 appointment. He's always early.'

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitch-Hikers: Frankenstein

"Sir! The Moorne Castle Monster is under the strict protection of the National Historic Trust!"

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

"This is going to ruin the demand for science fiction."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Giant slug attacks a city

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.