Mammoth Maniac Gifts

Caveman shoots mammoth with arrow and blames his mate with the spear.

Mammoth hoover

"I live for sweater weather."

In today's lesson, we'll talk about our ancestors 'The Mammoths'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"Guess I'm not that hungry after all."

So you're a mocking bird...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Giant slug attacks a city

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Love Hurts

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Butterfly Sales

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Mummies busking.