Moth Maniac Gifts

Butterfly Sales

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

So you're a mocking bird...

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Living with a cataholic.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Love Hurts

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Lox Ness Monster

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

I Told You To Compost It!

Mummies busking.

Mammoth hoover

Ancient Egyptian Curser