Mockingbird Maniac Gifts

So you're a mocking bird...

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Three Ladies

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Living with a cataholic.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Butterfly Sales

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Love Hurts

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Lox Ness Monster

Mummies busking.

Mammoth hoover

I Told You To Compost It!

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'