Mockingbird Maniac Prints

So you're a mocking bird...

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Three Ladies

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Living with a cataholic.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Love Hurts

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Lox Ness Monster

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

I Told You To Compost It!

Mammoth hoover

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth