Mosquito Maniac Gifts

'Gesundheit'

So you're a mocking bird...

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"I'm going to get you fired."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Butterfly Sales

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Love Hurts

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Lox Ness Monster

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Mammoth hoover

Fighting Malaria

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'He's my 2:00 appointment. He's always early.'