Mammoth Maniac Mugs

Caveman shoots mammoth with arrow and blames his mate with the spear.

Mammoth hoover

"I live for sweater weather."

In today's lesson, we'll talk about our ancestors 'The Mammoths'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Giant slug attacks a city

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Love Hurts

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'He was an evil king.'

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth