Mutant Maniac Mugs

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Giant slug attacks a city

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Addiction to mobile.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Love Hurts

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Butterfly Sales

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Lox Ness Monster

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Mammoth hoover

Mummies busking.

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth