Mutant Maniac Pillows

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Giant slug attacks a city

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Addiction to mobile.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Love Hurts

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Lox Ness Monster

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Mammoth hoover

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'