Martian Maniac Pillows

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

Take us to the Younglings!

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Spell checker!'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Addiction to mobile.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Butterfly Sales

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Love Hurts

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

King Richard I

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"