Martian Maniac Pillows

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

Take us to the Younglings!

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Spell checker!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Addiction to mobile.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Love Hurts

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

King Richard I

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Lox Ness Monster

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."