Mint Maniac Mugs

"Packet of Curiously Strong Mints, sonny boy. . . pronto."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Spell checker!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Rock & Roll

Butterfly Sales

Love Hurts

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Music Freak.

King Richard I

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

cat singing into microphone

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."