Mint Maniac T-Shirts

"Packet of Curiously Strong Mints, sonny boy. . . pronto."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Spell checker!'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Love Hurts

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Rock & Roll

Music Freak.

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

King Richard I

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

cat singing into microphone

Lox Ness Monster