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'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Take us to the Younglings!

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

" 'Complimentary' or not, you can't take ninety million dollars' worth of mints."

"Now for the grand finale...the after-dinner mint!"

Red Letter Days - The Lover of Melons

"No...his mobile network has gone down."