Mint Maniacs T-Shirts

'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Did you remember my mints?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Butterfly Sales

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

Polo pony

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Golden Egg.

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

Take us to the Younglings!

"Now for the grand finale...the after-dinner mint!"

Red Letter Days - The Lover of Melons

"No...his mobile network has gone down."