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"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Spell checker!'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Volcaniax

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Addiction to mobile.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Love Hurts

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

King Richard I

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

Lox Ness Monster