Mountain Maniac T-Shirts

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Extreme Measures to Pull Out a Tooth.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

'My feet are killing me.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'First of all, relax.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Ski kicker.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Addiction to mobile.

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

A tessellation of running figures.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

Love Hurts

"Free why-fi.”

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'