Mountain Maniac Pillows

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Extreme Measures to Pull Out a Tooth.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

'My feet are killing me.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'First of all, relax.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Ski kicker.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Addiction to mobile.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Love Hurts

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Free why-fi.”

A tessellation of running figures.

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Butterfly Sales

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'