Mystery Maniac T-Shirts

MI6 Secrets: stop me and buy one.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Addiction to mobile.

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Music Freak.

Love Hurts

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Rock & Roll

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

cat singing into microphone

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."