Metaphor Maniac Gifts

Looking for a gift for your metaphor maniac? Discover products that spark imagination and celebrate their love for clever comparisons. Perfect for writers, poets, and all who see the world through creative metaphors, our collection offers witty, thoughtful items that resonate with their passion for language and imagination.

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'Get a hold of yourself, O'Toole - There's no reason to bite the man's head off!'

'Get a hold of yourself, O'Toole - There's no reason to bite the man's head off!' mockup

'Get a hold of yourself, O'Toole - There's no reason to bite the man's head off!'

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'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

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'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.' mockup

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

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'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?' mockup

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

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Turning Japanese: I really think so. mockup

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

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'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.' mockup

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

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Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions. mockup

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

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"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them." mockup

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

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'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.' mockup

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

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"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic." mockup

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

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Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

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"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?" mockup

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

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"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!" mockup

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

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'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.' mockup

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

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Addiction to mobile.

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"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less." mockup

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

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Love Hurts

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Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions." mockup

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

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'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!' mockup

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

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"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments." mockup

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

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Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era. mockup

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

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The Fishbowl Dynasty

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"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs." mockup

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

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"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

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Lox Ness Monster

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Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

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'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...' mockup

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

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I Told You To Compost It!

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'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.' mockup

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

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Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back! mockup

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

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An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth mockup

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

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'Do you, Edward, promise to play second fiddle and also pay the piper?'

'Do you, Edward, promise to play second fiddle and also pay the piper?' mockup

'Do you, Edward, promise to play second fiddle and also pay the piper?'

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'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!' mockup

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

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Metaphor Maniac Gifts Collection

Metaphor Maniac Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for metaphor maniacs—witty, inspiring, and perfect for sparking creative mornings.

Metaphor Maniac Pillows

Add some clever comfort with pillows that celebrate poetic genius—perfect for anyone who loves decorating with a dash of wit.

Metaphor Maniac Prints

Transform their space with prints featuring stunning metaphors and words—art that inspires creativity and cleverness alike.

Metaphor Maniac T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that speak their language—literary, witty, and full of creative flair for the metaphor lover in your life.