Motivational Maniac Gifts

Loose Lips Sink Hips!

'My feet are killing me.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Addiction to mobile.

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

Rock & Roll

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

Music Freak.

A tessellation of running figures.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse