Motivational Maniac Gifts

Loose Lips Sink Hips!

'My feet are killing me.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Addiction to mobile.

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Rock & Roll

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

A tessellation of running figures.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Music Freak.

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"